Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr

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    Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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    Kommentarer

    1. J Norway

      Jimmy, your program today was hilarious! We enjoyed the Italian mayors screaming at the public about the virus too! 🤣

    2. cagneyfan2008

      The thing about Italians is they will tell you they love you and care about you while yelling it in your face. They are a passionate people

    3. razor edge

      How is your Adreno supply?

    4. razor edge

      We know, Jimmy, we know.

    5. Janice McCowan

      Bil Burr keeps getting closer and closer. Oh My!!

    6. TransBodyByDesign

      You are The BEST !!🙏😂😂👍👍

    7. its personal

      I just realized... it really must be sh*tty to have a name that autocorrects to cancer! Melanoma 😂

    8. Ela Mongrella

      lol, that Italian Mayor, yelling about people's dogs with inflamed prostates. What does he expect dog owners to do? just let their dogs crap in the house?

    9. prairies Steve

      Bahahaha hot tubbin' with Tom Hanks, nearly died of laughter. I watch Jimmy regularly and for all of my American news, he's a "super genius" just like trump's uncle (lower case is totally out of disrespect). Love your show and am a huge fan

    10. taz santiago

      Hey Jimmy on what days do you read the TV guide?

    11. HummingBirdLuvah

      Your eyes are still looking creepy AF, pehaps you're jonesing???

    12. HummingBirdLuvah

      Awwww....so sad that your biggest worry is playing candy land with your children.

    13. Criz Nluv

      To avoid community spread... to one will see becaisr the casket will be closed.... so stop getting haircuts from mobile hairdressers. 😅😖

    14. roberts lynn

      i feel so bad for that girl 🙏🙏🙏 24:Nanyang milih allah like 800 ya yang milih dajal abaikan saja 😢🙏 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="600">10:00</a>

    15. Graciela Koble

      HAHAAAA.... I LOVE YOU JIMMY!

    16. Tyson Ford

      Adrenochrome Jimmy

    17. Beata

      This was so funny

    18. Amy L

      Congrats to ADT on the free advertising on the sign behind Bill.

    19. workemail login

      Brilliant! a good recipe to raise your ratings everyone.. add Bill Burr to your cast.. even Jimmy kimmel had to jump on the band wagon. he no suckerrrr.., Jimmy PAY THE MAN!! $$

    20. zarrowthehorse

      I miss the non-political Jimmy

    21. Donna Griffin

      I remember when my boyfriend's buddy Johnny Knoxville and his cousin needed/wanted something we well Boyfriend had so we crossed state line from Tenn. To Gerorgia and dropped it off on their way to Cali. To be on your show. Hope your doing well and your family is healthy. Earlier I remarked on Trump after you I'm thinking do not care for? But I think he's fantastic. We all really need to come together bring this country of all types of people together and truly make it a better place for us all. Have a great day Jimmy

    22. Fred Garvin- male prostitute

      Brady-gate?? Anybody remember ? Why are cheaters always Idolized and on the lips of every mama Luke??

    23. Stephanie Green

      That statement from New York about sex also stated: “rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19: virus in feces might enter your mouth”

    24. Ataturk Shirinov

      This was good and i don't like Kimmel

    25. Samwel Njuguna

      Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.

    26. SlaughterDog

      I don’t believe “please stop doing it on the subway, anyway” was in the original quote, was it?

    27. Jack Gollick

      I wonder how bill burr feels about his previous joke Pro swine flu LOL it's all coming together wink wink

    28. Michael Moses

      Tik Tok ..

    29. carr aguirre

      Love it 😍 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="588">9:48</a> Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ❤ I'm sorry God please forgive me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="273">4:33</a>

    30. Tom O'Hara

      I don't know any white men in their 50s that clap emphatically to make a point. I think he picked that up from Nia lol

    31. TheConorsmithusa

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="435">7:15</a> bill burr? i thought it was Ron Howard. shame it wasn't. i like him. Don't know bill burr...

    32. juan raul sevillano

      Why does Bill keeps getting closer. Stay away MF.

    33. Faisal Khan

      ..........Love for Jane.......

    34. Marilu Carvallo

      It came from CHINA! Hello..

    35. GriffinGTR

      Jimmy Kimmel is a globalist puppet

    36. Danie

      I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!

    37. TK Caapi

      you know youre alert when youre watching Bills feet to make sure he stays on the footpath lol

    38. Eric De Aza

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="649">10:49</a> I love how even Jimmy isnt safe from being roasted😂😂

    39. John Marsh

      Love me some Ole Freckles 👍🏿

    40. clements cardenas

      Rose is red Sky is blue Give a 👍🏼 So the God can forgive You

    41. Mr Tiesman

      Your going down diddler!!!

    42. Stable Condition

      did you just call that circus clown of a president a catty little bit....ch, I just finally subscribed to your channel Jimbo, much love

    43. Is Downing

      Ok Bill Burr is hilarious. 😂

    44. MATT Z

      Hahahaha

    45. Kshitij Bali

      The opei is boring now

    46. pope luna

      Fantastic 😍❤ Check up on Matt Damon. See what he's up to.

    47. Sow AG

      i hope jimmy hears what bill says. This is no time to be battering the administration and rambling on about trumps this that and the other.

    48. Ryan

      This is the mm podcast outside

    49. It's Okay

      That intro should stay forever.

    50. fancy pants

      Its not their fault?? I didn't eat any bats.

    51. WinterHell

      Can we import a few of those mayors Italian mayors? This is the best show Jimmy Kimmel has ever done :D

    52. Ruben Perez

      JIMMY..KNOCK KNOCK...FEDS HERE....HOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS?? YOU HAVE ROPE???...

    53. psxnotps1

      bill burr. this man makes everything better

    54. Paul Talley

      Jimmy kimmel is being straight up !.... much respect !

    55. Carrie Chaloner

      Do more drive byes so funny

    56. Carlton Petties II

      Y’all need to have celebrity tours where the celebrities stand outside and you wave at them from your car

    57. spanishsymbiote

      Jimmy’s a gem. Billy’s a gem. Goddamn gems.

    58. Andrew Rudin

      Oh, God. Sports talk.. Is there anything more boring?

    59. hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!

      The news is the lastplace we should getting our information, they all put a political spin on everything, so which side you gonna believe.? NOsel and doctors and nurses mwkeingvideos, that's where you will find truth. They just deal withfacts. No spin!

    60. hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!

      My 82 year old husband was hardheaded at first, I nagged him intensely till he got mad and finally listened. He was complaining to the kids and they all laughed and agreed with me... Lol we are staying in except for food. , Cause all the knuckleheads in our town are keeping the shelves of our one grocery store bare. I have a week's worth of food, they have six months worth ! On top of that, what's the point of me isolating when half the town is running about! When I go out they make my isolation nul and void, so I'm just staying home .

    61. Scott Hart

      Yes because I'm sure these golden spoon millionaire Hollywood snobs do their own grocery shopping. They probably haven't been in a grocery store for years and have no idea how to even use a self scan.

    62. elliToreyNath ganoConniMari

      احنا مسلمين حرام والله😯👏 👧yang pilih dajal abaikan 💝💖♥️❤️ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="344">5:44</a>

    63. michael nolast

      U still suck at comedy

    64. Jebediah Clang

      Absolute classic Billy red-freckles

    65. Christopher Prentice

      Our mayor in Chicago might be of Italian descent. Her words weren't as direct, but her stares were unmistakable.

    66. Duke T.

      I really don't understand.... just use soap and water?!?! wash... your... azz.... toilet paper? nastyazzes

    67. Linus Knight

      when you make it to the swan, then i'll be impressed

    68. Linda Dagley

      Okay this is excellent.. made me laugh... I do not know who this bill guy is but I google him.. Stay safe.. God bless you.. take care of your family... And wash your f****** hands..

    69. Oliver

      Two words... Vice. Poodle.

    70. vincent milazzo

      Love the minilogues , miss your show,, keep it up!!!

    71. Angela Trebor

      .......L♡VE❤..YOU..JIMMY〰KEEPING..US..ENTERTAINED, LAUGHING & HAPPY❤❤😃😃

    72. Daniel DeMello

      Jimmy Kimmel..please keep posting. You are seriously one of the very few people who are making these dark days much much lighter. THANK YOU!

    73. Paul Miller

      Jimmy Kimmel, time to drop your partisan act and get back to being the hilarious comedian that you are. Drop the BS for a second and be funny. These are serious times.

    74. Richard W. Bradford

      Nope not funny

    75. lovelywaz

      For Bill Burr hit <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">07:00</a>

    76. Hello Hello

      Brody Stevenson?!?!

    77. Dhruv Dinesh

      *Donald D!CK Head of USA*

    78. Margit Hammer

      I had no idea Rand Paul was a doctor, he doesn't rub it in like Ben Carson I guess.

    79. Narn The Seaboo

      And Bill is definitely right, The Media has slowly been losing credibility over the last few decades. They often don't cover the things that should be covered, for example - What about all of that corporate bailout that got jammed into a citizen relief bill? They couldn't make that two separate bills? I doubt that Walmart and Amazon couldn't have waited another few weeks for us to figure something out. Meanwhile, people are unsure how they are about to pay their rent this month.

    80. Narn The Seaboo

      I don't appreciate you assuming that "Tammy" is a "her". Maybe she is Astral Gendered, did you even care to ask?