Every Waiter Ever



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    You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
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    Damien Haas // damienhaas
    Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
    Courtney Miller // co_mill
    Ian Hecox // ianhecox
    Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
    Rachel Jenkins // rachelj7790
    Director: Ryan Todd
    Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
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    1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
    DP: Jonathan Na
    Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
    1st AC: Jacqi Jones
    DIT: Matt Duran
    DIT: Brian Rosenthal
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
    Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
    Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
    Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
    Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
    Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
    Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
    Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
    Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
    Grip: Angelique Costanza
    Key PA: Austin Barrett
    PA: Patrick Polsin
    PA: Sarah Davis
    PA: Samuel Kaufman
    Editor: Mike Small
    Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
    GFX: Brittany Metz
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    1. AYX AYo


    2. Alora Nygren

      i came for the good video, stayed for damien’s singing

    3. CuteCupcake Queens

      Can someone please tell me why it looks like there is 4 flags not 3?

    4. Cynthia Joseph

      This was uploaded on my 14th birthday. How cool!

    5. Gabsterish Mtz

      Is that waxer Rachel?!?!!?!

    6. Its Ben

      As a singing I’ll let you know that Damian’s happy birthday was great

    7. Dog Sis


    8. Sian ROWLAND

      Do a every every blank ever ever

    9. Matthew Kreft

      Damn Damien can sing

    10. koko

      route 66? as in overwatch? or it could be a coincidence, but i think not

    11. R a i n y D a y s

      Damiem is coming for you Beyonce

    12. Andrew Klager

      the bloopers are always the best part


      To be honest if Daimin(sorry if I spelt it wrong)sang happy birthday to me like that, I would be thankful! 😂 Me and him are like the same! We have a good voice!!!! By the way he is a good actor and when I saw the bloopers of him trying to act like he feel back and when he was singing and said “I just wanted to get the fork and stab your hand” killed me! Sorry for the long comment☺️! Please read it and read it for a NOsel video!

    14. McKenna Miller

      𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔

    15. Maddalena Oasis

      Yo i work a sonic We don’t do roller blade anymore

    16. Delta Sans

      I would have slapped Damien across the fucking face when he started clapping Violent I know, too much yeah but I’m an impatient person with 0 tolerance for crap like that

    17. ur girlfriend look like my mom

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="441">7:21</a> 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


      whos the new girl I love her

    19. Hi Me

      Damien killed it with the sound ❤❤😂

    20. Unus Annus ScreenCaps

      Damien saying how he went to pick up the fork so he could stab shaynes hand is me, at my OCD, about my own hand

    21. Erik-David Bartos

      Please never stop beeing you Damien!:D

    22. Hi itsDora

      omg Damien's voice is just wow

    23. Lena al-shabibi

      They Really called Trent out

    24. Firey Playz

      Dear God when he finishes that song it will be his birthday again

    25. Casillas Tan

      Earth sweat and Ice chunks sound SOOOOO much better

    26. devilishweeaboo

      i don’t know why i watch some of these because i get physically annoyed by some of these personas lmao

    27. preston branch

      Why did he sound so good tho

    28. Zeke Baum

      I have that same guitar it's a epiphone les Paul special edition

    29. cat lover 8soundtrack

      If you puse on <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="382">6:22</a> and look back you see route 66

    30. makenzie Holloway

      Ok but Damien can sing....

    31. Monkeyojacko

      Ian looks like ford from boneworks

    32. Nights Alone

      Damn Damien, no need to show off😳😔

    33. John Who cares what the name is

      This is how much Damien sang happy birthday 👇🏻

    34. HeyItsMeJk 69

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a>, I’ve been to that restaurant I swear!!

    35. Alyssa Villarde

      Damien’s voice is so good

    36. Trent McIntosh

      My name is Trent

    37. brokenspiderwebb

      "wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday" Damien: "AIN'T NO GERMS LIVING ON ME!"

    38. Landen Marsh

      Is no one going to talk about how good Damians singing is

    39. anentacatMCPE

      “Alright we need a singing scene for this video, anyone?” Damien: 👁👄👁

    40. Depression WRLD

      Let’s appreciate Damiens singing..🤭😯

    41. Cookie Pig

      I’m a little girl..,on time this waiter snatched a menu outta my hands she over heard my mom say my name her dead daughter had the same name as me.......

    42. Unicorn Minion Chicken Nugget

      You can't watch this and tell me Damien couldn't be on The Voice, like dang

    43. Jacob Orcutt

      Damien has some vocals

    44. Rose Sister

      "Alright so your gonna catch these HaaannddSsA"😂😂

    45. TZO_SUBS S

      Yo my name is Trent

    46. Ehaan Butt

      this one of the best 'every video' videos they have made lol

    47. brooklyn dixon

      Damien is coming for everyone

    48. just another fellow female weeb

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="441">7:21</a> um kira yoshikage??? A jojo reference?

    49. William Hartey

      I love this because of damien~ sincerely my sistsr

    50. Isaac Pipp

      Ok why is Damien actually super good at singing

    51. Aj Abercrombie

      Dude in the background at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="403">6:43</a>

    52. isisp

      these have went from relatable things that happen in everyday life to weird scenarios that are funny but then again they make me worry for the writers

    53. Leah Ivey

      No one: Damien: hApPyyyyyYYYY BirTHdaYYYyyyy TOOOO YOOOoooooouUUUUUUUUuuuuu

    54. d a g b j o r t

      I got a fucking headache from your singing

    55. Bug Power

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="213">3:33</a> to <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="240">4:00</a>, lets appreciate damiens singing

    56. Dark Hunter

      When Damien blew the candle instead of letting Shane do it, that was great.

    57. 1k subscribers without an video? ?

      When ur crush says “ I don’t like u” <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="377">6:17</a>

    58. 3 name changes allowed every 90 days

      Legends say Damien is still singing to this day

    59. Manny Zozaya

      Ok, I get the Damian singing bit. He sings for a year straight, then he finds out it's your birthday again, and starts over. That's when you know you're in hell. Or heaven depending on your perspective lol.

    60. Macaconda

      Has anyone ever got that magneium ice creamnad when it says made to be broken. Me: well hmmmm sounds familiar.. My heart: yeah i know

    61. Weirdo

      Anyone else had no clue that Damien could sing?! Like woooooow hes soooooooooooooooooooo good!!!

    62. Maya Bauer

      The third scene when Damien and Shayne are fighting over the menu And you realize it’s Damien and Shayne And your life is suddenly complete

    63. M and J Inc.

      Every Superbowl Ever.

    64. Raffi Barsoumian

      What about the red flag, what does it do

    65. AwakeClient

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="452">7:32</a> Welcome to DudePerfect!

    66. Kathryn Hand

      Lmao. I hope you guys.. uhhh..... like.... lube. I'm dying

    67. James Willow

      I would like a earth Sweat

    68. Amanda iero

      𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵.

    69. Emilia Young


    70. Ryleigh Smith

      Shayne was in Sam & Cat In the Seen where Cat is in the "magic box"!

    71. Zazie Productions

      That dude at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="350">5:50</a> can sing lol

    72. Bella Sophia


    73. Matts D awesome

      Damien was singing for sooooooooo long and you could see that the others were getting annoyed 😂

    74. Amber Céré élève

      go to americans got talent you good at singing

    75. Hannah Aird

      Damn damien has a voice on him!!!

    76. Josiah Figueroa

      Did they even eat the food because it making me hungry

    77. Ethan



      Damien is good at singing, didn’t expect that 😂😂❤️❤️

    79. Sharon Chm

      Damiens song sounds like the perfect song to sing while washing my hands..coronavirus time ):

    80. gameboy

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="252">4:12</a> kinda sounds like lewis capaldi